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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

ComedyDrama
2025·Directed by Mary Bronstein·113 min
6.5s
average shot length
8.6
cuts per minute
981
shots
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Logline

An overwhelmed mother's life unravels as she cares for her sick child while her husband is away.

Director
Mary Bronstein
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Runtime
113 min

VISUAL STRATEGY: Primarily focused on Close Ups.

PACING:BALANCED
MOTION:DYNAMIC & FLUID
COMPLEXITY:MINIMALIST

Principal Cast

Rose ByrneConan O'BrienA$AP RockyDanielle Macdonald

Visual Themes

motherhoodanxietydark comedyclaustrophobia

Film DNA

"If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is a balanced comedy with 981 shots and a 6.5s average shot length."

Visual style

PACINGFRENETIC
SLOW
WARMTHCOLD
WARM
SATURATIONMUTED
VIBRANT
COMPLEXITYMINIMAL
INTRICATE
This film’s visual complexity is 29% lower than the average for Comedy.

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Analysis Conclusion

The SignatureA minimalist film with a measured editing style that intensifies during the Confrontation.

The TrendThe pacing accelerates significantly during the confrontation, with shot lengths dropping by 17% compared to the setup.

Color DNAThe palette shifts between Green/Teal and Warm/Red, creating a dynamic visual atmosphere that mirrors the narrative arc.

Movie Barcode

200 Frames Sampled

Dominant Color Palette

38%
23%
15%
14%
10%
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Shot Scale

981 shots

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